I’ve been receiving a lot of calls
From strangers in the last couple of years in America.
This is how I learn
My number is listed again on a bathroom wall
Or an xxx website.
Everytime these voices call me and
Shout a different name.
Once they were asking for Asslifter, once it was Carpet Kisser
The other time it was Kebab.
Now my phone keeps ringing, and the voices are asking for Howdy.
Normally I talk with them to the point that
They would tell me what wall or website
They found my number so I could go and remove it
But this last time right after I picked the phone up:
Howdy Young Immigrant. The voice said.
I was about to ask who the fuck are you
But then my voice wasn’t coming out
And my ear was filled with my Persian cat screaming: Meaw Meaw.
When my cat screams Meaw twice that usually means:
Asshole wake up I’m hungry and you are going to be late.
